foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

(via ymcgay)

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender, via headgotmisplaced)

most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

(via unfaithfullyy0urs)

insert-ideal-url-here:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

image

#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

IDEK what this means 

(via pastelsparkles)

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

(via trotty2scrotty)

pointlessandunnecessary:

"no u cant skip school today" 

pointlessandunnecessary:

"no u cant skip school today" 

(via jagerboom)

kendallslogiebear:


mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

kendallslogiebear:

mishasminions:

thepassionofthefruit:

abetterfatethanwisdom:

a-black-car-pulled-up-and:

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black

only reblogging this for the purple one omg

pREGNANCY TEST BLUE

MORAL AMBIGUITY GRAY

why are we not discussing court ordered urine sample yellow

(via jagerboom)

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
image

(via peewentz)

(Source: lolerzz, via danev)

translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

(via ymcgay)

moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes
the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

moonpin:

thegreenwolf:

tearun:

Ah yes

the majestic flapflaps…

Wait, are those breaching mantas?

no they are the majestic flapflaps

(Source: onceuponawildflower, via trotty2scrotty)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via the-majestic-unicorn)

(Source: iraffiruse, via saint-jimmy-novak)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via hawaiinotkawaii)