putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata

putahilton:

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

Then whata

(via martingayman)

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is

(Source: dicksconnected, via honeycombhead)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via tyleroakley)

(Source: windydick, via mikdicks)

carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

Seriously click on it!!

carrotwithasweettooth:

roomsofthehovse:

uuuuh-idk:

where are the notes this is beautiful

the mobile version is amazing, click on it

Seriously click on it!!

(Source: killergnomes, via itsrebeccablack)

(Source: jardinpixie, via fitanne)

(Source: ohyeahadorablepuppies, via yourejustmislead)

sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t

(Source: cumdurnp, via mikdicks)

unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat

(via jamjars)

iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

(via ymcgay)

ymcgay:

there’s a computing class going on beside me in the library and the teacher asked them if they knew what www meant and this old woman went ‘I don’t fucking know Gary’ and im laughing so hard i think im going to melt I don’t even think his name is Gary god bless public adult classes

(Source: zay4ik, via folieafuckoff)

wildniam:

theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look

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(Source: fuckedluke, via weekwah)

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via yourejustmislead)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mattie:

The most intense form of pretentious dishevelment I’ve ever seen in my life.

EVERY WORD OF THAT SENTENCE IS PURE GOLD

(via nubpher)